Decision: Should You Drink Caribou Lou at LVO? TL;DR: We're here for a good time, not a long time. Factor: Let's start out simple: Caribou Lou is good. However, as Mr. 9 states so eloquently here , "the only defect is waking up like 'what happened?'" So be responsible with it. To that end, we want to figure out how to make the most Tech N9ne-accurate Caribou Lou on a smaller scale. After all, we don't always need a gallon of booze. First, we have to look at the proportions of the ingredients in the song: Half a bottle of 151 Rum A cup of Malibu Rum Fill the rest of the Jug with Pineapple Juice We're going to assume a gallon jug here, because that's what's widely available. Also, having gotten a group of five L5R players (ie. functional alcoholics) extremely drunk off a gallon of Caribou Lou using this recipe, we're confident saying that even at the low relative strength created by using a gallon jug, this stuff will